Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched white retro serif text

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Arched block text reads "MIAMI" above large cursive script reading "Miners" with a swooping tail underline

Three isometric cubes in teal

" above a cartoon baseball player in a cap marked "R

White serif numerals read "1988" near the base

Desperately Seeking Susan - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Arched white retro serif textRoberta's entire identity crisis hinges on a jacket with a pyramid on it, which is the most East Village thing ever. Stealing someone's thrift store look is apparently a valid path to self discovery. Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan. The Details: Golden yellow pyramid built from rows of stone bricks sits beneath a red triangle capstone containing the Eye of Providence surrounded by radiating gold rays. A red and gold curved scroll banner beneath